Some Gentlemanly Advice

From our friends at Penhaligon’s

 

Ensure you are always Clean Shaven
Headwear should never be worn indoors
Ensure your footwear is always Well Polished
Ensure your bristles are Crumb-Free
A light splash of scent will ensure you make a Fine Impression
Eyeing a lady's ankles in public may result in a Slapped Cheek
Blowing one's nose in the company of ladies is not acceptable
Ensure your collar is always pristine and stiffened
Ensure your underarms are suitably fresh
Should a lady refuse your advances it is wise to reapply your scent

 

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